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So, today was spent getting my new passport and citizenship, I am now a dual citizen of both Namibia and South Africa. Got home and received a message that Facebook has a new look and that I should try it out. Having nothing much else to do I obliged. Must say, the new look is much cleaner and it seems that my whole page was uncluttered from those dumb ass applications that takes you a minute to install and 5 minutes to delete. Well done Facebook people. Be that as it may, I am not sure whether I would be enticed back to Facebook as a 24/7 member…
So there I was tinkering around, trying all the new or improved features when my eye caught a photo of a friend I haven’t seen in a while. Now I don’t want to bitch, but people who post “amateur” modeling photos of themselves and being way over the age of 25 must wake up and stop their childhood dreams already! It is not going to materialize….ever..so give it up!
Ok, so I am having a good chuckle at these photos when my lingering eye caught another photo. this one was of my ex, mysteriously included in the set. My ex, or as I would like to refer to him, the person who unceremoniously deserted me for an older ugly guy. And to my amazement I didn’t feel anything. For the first time I could look at his picture and think objectively….And my, he is still a fat ass. Believe me, this is not hateful, he really has a huge ass! Something that I overlooked when we were in a relationship. He also looked old and tired…strange since he does his beauty routine religiously….
Yes, I can finally say I am actually over him. The pain that he caused me has now been replaced with neutrality. A good thing….maybe I should friend him on Facebook….then again, don’t want to give him the wrong impression…and man he is fat! Not in a bear way fat…more like flapping fat….
No, no, no, … the sex was good though, with his fat ass and all. He literally gagged for a dick up his ass, hence the infidelity.
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Thanks for the comment. Good to see you have gotten over your past relationship. Wish I could say the same. Sometimes I wish I could just forget about him but other times I hope I never do. Crazy. Confused. This is exactly why I had decided after my relationship prior to this to not date agaIn (and it ended up being a year) but I found someone who was so great and fell in love. Sigh. Breakups are so hard for me. I get so used to being around this person, talking on the phone, etc., that I feel so lonely when it ends. Not much else to do other than take it day-by-day.
I must add though that it wasn’t easy and took some time before I got over him. That is what sparked this post…the realization that I was actually over it all….
Good for you. Feeling sadder than ever right now. Perhaps you can liken breaking up to a bell curve… lol… first you have to go up (get sadder) then go back down (not as sad).